I'm an Emperor Penguin, but not an ordinary one. I live on the Earth's southernmost continent, Antarctica, but I would rather live on a sunny tropical island :)
41 year old widower with 2 children. Soul sucking job working in upper management for the government. Raised by a single mother. I have severe anger issues.
Satirical columnist and political commentator - I made multiple Tinder profiles just so I could right swipe myself. Alt account @traf for short content